Sunday, July 20, 2008

Ms. Weather's Rant:What Is Wrong With The NWS Today?

This makes me wonder what the NWS is smoking. They said on my forecast earlier"Showers and thunderstorms likely,mainly after 1am." Now,they say,"Showers and thunderstorms likely,mainly after 2am." First of all,do you think I give a shit what time it's gonna rain? No. Then,tomorrow,they brung me down from a 70% chance of storms to a 60% chance of storms. In Ohio,one of my friends online said they went from a 70% chance of storms to a 20% slight chnce of showers in a few hours. What the hell were they smoking? They keep changing stuff. Make up your minds damn it,and leave it as that. They love changing stuff. Hey,NWS,are you only doing this for a paycheck,or,do you give a shit about the weather? They only time I think they're accurate is when they're issuing a high risk. Another friend of mine online said when they issue a moderate risk,we don't need it,and,when they don't issue it,we get moderate risk weather. Sometimes,people get put under weather watches that they don't need. Hey,NWS,I know another person that is more accurate than you guys,and,his name is wfreeck. Link to his wunderground blog:http://www.wunderground.com/blog/wfreeck/comment.html?entrynum=121&tstamp=200807. Thank you for your time.

Love,
msweather

NWS In Cleveland's Hazardous Weather Outlook-WTF?

Look at what these dumbasses at the NWS in Cleveland said in their HWO:

HAZARDOUS WEATHER OUTLOOK
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE CLEVELAND OH
1243 PM EDT SUN JUL 20 2008
LEZ061-142>149-162>169-OHZ003-006>013-017>022-027>032-036>038-047-
211645-
LAKE ERIE OPEN WATERS FROM RIPLEY TO BUFFALO NY-
MAUMEE BAY TO RENO BEACH OH-RENO BEACH TO THE ISLANDS OH-
THE ISLANDS TO VERMILION OH-VERMILION TO AVON POINT OH-
AVON POINT TO WILLOWICK OH-WILLOWICK TO GENEVA-ON-THE LAKE OH-GENEVA-
ON-THE-LAKE TO CONNEAUT OH-CONNEAUT OH TO RIPLEY NY-
LAKE ERIE OPEN WATERS FROM MAUMEE BAY TO RENO BEACH-
LAKE ERIE OPEN WATERS FROM RENO BEACH TO THE ISLANDS-
LAKE ERIE OPEN WATERS FROM THE ISLANDS TO VERMILION-
LAKE ERIE OPEN WATERS FROM VERMILION TO AVON POINT-
LAKE ERIE OPEN WATERS FROM AVON POINT TO WILLOWICK-
LAKE ERIE OPEN WATERS FROM WILLOWICK TO GENEVA-ON-THE-LAKE-
LAKE ERIE OPEN WATERS FROM GENEVA-ON-THE-LAKE TO CONNEAUT-
LAKE ERIE OPEN WATERS FROM CONNEAUT OH TO RIPLEY NY-LUCAS-WOOD-
OTTAWA-SANDUSKY-ERIE OH-LORAIN-CUYAHOGA-LAKE-GEAUGA-HANCOCK-SENECA-
HURON-MEDINA-SUMMIT-PORTAGE-WYANDOT-CRAWFORD-RICHLAND-ASHLAND-WAYNE-
STARK-MARION-MORROW-HOLMES-KNOX-
1243 PM EDT SUN JUL 20 2008
THIS HAZARDOUS WEATHER OUTLOOK IS FOR LAKE ERIE...NORTH CENTRAL
OHIO...NORTHEAST OHIO AND NORTHWEST OHIO.
.DAY ONE...THIS AFTERNOON AND TONIGHT
THERE IS A SLIGHT RISK FOR SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS THIS AFTERNOON AND
EVENING ACROSS THE WHOLE AREA. DAMAGING WINDS WILL BE THE MAIN
THREAT FROM THE SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS.
.DAYS TWO THROUGH SEVEN...MONDAY THROUGH SATURDAY
THERE IS A SLIGHT RISK FOR SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS MONDAY AFTERNOON
AND EVENING ACROSS THE SOUTHWEST HALF OF THE AREA. DAMAGING WINDS
WILL BE THE MAIN THREAT FROM THE SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS.
.SPOTTER INFORMATION STATEMENT...
SPOTTER ACTIVATION IS NOT EXPECTED AT THIS TIME.
$$

WTF? You have a slight risk for severe weather,a 70% chance of thunderstorms,and,you don't have spotter sctivation? That is a load of bullshit.

Anyways,we had spotter activation here in Chicago earlier this year for 40MPH gusts in thunderstorms. The NWS is sorta weird.

Love,
msweather

Friday, July 11, 2008

Big Tornadoes Possible In Minnesota Today!


Hey fellow readers! Big tornadoes are possibles are possible in Minnesota today. CAPE is through the roof today! SB CAPE of 6000! (<-----The SB CAPE values are on the left) ML CAPES are 5000! Today is shocking! Storng tornadoes are possible for these areas. I will have more later if anything develops.

Friday, July 4, 2008

BREAKING NEWS:THE ACCU-WEATHER BLOGS ARE IN TROUBLE! SERIOUS RED ALERT ISSUED BY MS. WEATHER!

Today is July 4th,happy Independence Day first of all. Second,I'm not the person who likes to tell you this kind of news. The Accu-Weather blogs are in trouble. When things like this happen,I like to call it a serious red alert. Serious red alrets happen when weather realted things are in trouble,or,when a high risk is issued by the Storm Prediction Center. Now,this is a very rare occurence that I would not like to have happen again this year. I read these blogs everyday! Please,go on these blogs. Here's a link to my personal favorite blog,Henry Margusity's:http://www.accuweather.com/mt-news-blogs.asp?partner=accuweather&blog=meteomadness. Jesse Ferrell's:http://www.accuweather.com/mt-news-blogs.asp?partner=accuweather&blog=weathermatrix. The topic that I found this out on:http://forums.accuweather.com/index.php?showtopic=7329&st=0&gopid=171509&#entry171509. So,a serious red alert has been issued by me. I'll be celebrating July 4th with my family a little later today,so feel free to comment,and,I'll get back to you ASAP. Remember,Save the blogs,save the madness. Thank you.

Love,
Ms. Weather!